WHAT!?

You fucking cunt. I fucking hate you and the pathetic waste of space you encompass. I seriously fucking hope you get hit by a fucking bus tomorrow morning. You're absolutely pathetic - all you do is copy other people, looking like a tramp in the process. I could never fucking stand you - you're worthless. I don't understand why people waste their precious time on you: seriously, Public Services? Are you fucking kidding me? The only service you can offer the public is prostitution - you've got the face for it, as well as the vile hair. One day, you AIDS ridden slut, you'll realise just how ridiculous you are, and how fucking ugly you look. I'm shocked to the core that you don't know already, but give it time: people can be vile to cunts like you when they really want to be.

It's alright though, sweetcheeks, wipe that eyeliner-painted frown from the area your eyebrows used to be - I'm sure one day a freak will think you're pretty and take you under his wing as his gimp. Oh, wait - haha, I forgot you already have a lad to own you. Actually, forget the reference to his gender: it's difficult to tell exactly what he is, given that he obviously has no fucking balls whatsoever.

Cunt.